I walk in and say my white stripes live concert dvd is better.

just then taylor swift runs through the crowd. 

my sister goes ” DOES YOUR BAND RUN THROUGH THE CROWD”

I’m like the white stripes PLAY FREE SHOWS ON A MOTHER FUCKING BOAT OR A BOWLING ALLEY OR EVEN A BUS. THOSE PEOPLE DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY $100 TO SEE THE WHITE STRIPES.”

needless to say she shut up after that.